Young And Depressed -- MXPX

You’ve got so many problems
No one else thinks you can solve them
Where did the time go
Everybody wants to know
Life goes on day after day after day
Too much work and no play

When life seems like it can't get any harder
When you feel like a martyr
When you’ve lost all control
That's when you’ve let the whole world know

You’re young and depressed
With no future in this loneliness
You’re young and depressed
But you’re pretty well dressed
Yeah you’re pretty well dressed

I know that you’ve been hurting
So much has led up to this
Your eyes are burning
Hard times make the heart agree
That's all that you want is to follow your dreams
They all fall apart at the seams

Discontentment turns to anger turning sour every lonely hour
Yeah depression
Failed relations turn over a new leaf, will it be a four leaf clover?
Yeah obsession yeah depression yeah

Leaf Parodies

Today's 'lyrics du jour' have be substituted for 'songs du jour' out of necessesity... oh man, i can hardly contain my laughter. Have a listen for yourself....

For those of you who don't follow hockey, a brief recap: Leafs suck. Bryan McCabe frequently scores on his own net. Jiri Tlusty took a pic of his own "junk" and posted it on the internet. Both are an embarrassment.

Good Ole Bryan McCabe
http://www.q107.com/home/FunStuff/JohnDerringerBlog/tabid/235/id/5639/Default.aspx

Hey There Tlusty
http://www.team1200.com/audio/hey-there-tlusty.mp3

Don't Blink -- Kenny Chesney

I turned on the evening news
Saw a old man being interviewed
Turning a hundred and two today
Asked him what's the secret to life
He looked up from his old pipe
Laughed and said "All I can say is."

Don't blink
Just like that you're six years old and you take a nap and you
Wake up and you're twenty-five and your high school sweetheart becomes your wife
Don't blink
You just might miss your babies growing like mine did
Turning into moms and dads next thing you know your "better half"
Of fifty years is there in bed
And you're praying God takes you instead
Trust me friend a hundred years goes faster than you think
So don't blink

I was glued to my tv when it looked like he looked at me and said
"Best start putting first things first."
Cause when your hourglass runs out of sand
You can't flip it over and start again
Take every breathe God gives you for what it's worth

Don't Blink
Just like that you're six years old and you take a nap and you
Wake up and you're twenty-five and your high school sweetheart becomes your wife
Don't blink
You just might miss your babies growing like mine did
Turning into moms and dads next thing you know your "better half"
Of fifty years is there in bed
And you're praying God takes you instead
Trust me friend a hundred years goes faster than you think
So don't blink

So I've been tryin' ta slow it down
I've been tryin' ta take it in
In this here today, gone tomorrow world we're livin' in

Don't blink
Life goes faster than you think
Don't blink...