Online -- Brad Paisley
I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm five foot three and overweight
I'm a sci-fi fanatic, mild astmatic
Never been to second base
But there's a whole other me you need to see
Go check out MySpace
Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm six foot five and I look damn good
I drive a Massarati
I'm a black belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online
When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
Then I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my mac
In real life the only time I've
Ever even been to LA
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose parade
But online I live in Malibu
I've posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six-pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
When you got my kind of stats
It's hard to get a date, let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and loose a bunch of weight
Everytime I log in
I'm out in Hollywood
I'm six foot five and I look damn good
Even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm five foot three and overweight
I'm a sci-fi fanatic, mild astmatic
Never been to second base
But there's a whole other me you need to see
Go check out MySpace
Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm six foot five and I look damn good
I drive a Massarati
I'm a black belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online
When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
Then I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my mac
In real life the only time I've
Ever even been to LA
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose parade
But online I live in Malibu
I've posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six-pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
When you got my kind of stats
It's hard to get a date, let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and loose a bunch of weight
Everytime I log in
I'm out in Hollywood
I'm six foot five and I look damn good
Even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online