Lyrics du Jour

Saturday, July 07, 2007

Online -- Brad Paisley

I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm five foot three and overweight

I'm a sci-fi fanatic, mild astmatic
Never been to second base
But there's a whole other me you need to see
Go check out MySpace

Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm six foot five and I look damn good
I drive a Massarati
I'm a black belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
Then I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my mac

In real life the only time I've
Ever even been to LA
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose parade

But online I live in Malibu
I've posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six-pack abs that would blow your mind

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online

When you got my kind of stats
It's hard to get a date, let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and loose a bunch of weight
Everytime I log in

I'm out in Hollywood
I'm six foot five and I look damn good
Even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online