Damn It, I'm Vixen! -- Brian Beathard

Well you all have heard about Rudolph
And at the North Pole he steals the show
When he walks in a place, everyone knows his face
He always leaves with the prettiest doe

Well that’s gotten a few of us others angry
And me, I’m more than a little irate
So let’s get one thing clear, I’m more than just a deer
I’m part of the original eight!

-Chorus-
And Damn it I’m Vixen
And I’m fixin' to kick some reindeer booty
Damn it I’m Vixen
And this Christmas song is for me

Now Rudolph, he’s got his own song
And his own yearly show on TV
Where he saves the day, by guiding Santa’s sleigh
And then we’re all suppose to jump up with glee

Well since then he’s been acting kinda of snotty
And what you might call a little stuck up
So I think Donner and me, we’re gonna drink two or three
And then go out and shoot us a buck

-Chorus-

Well they should’ve given Rudolph a brown nose
For all the kissing up he does each year
Saying, “Santa you look great!”; “Have you lost some weight?”
And can I please guide all your reindeer

Well Rudolph your 15 minutes, they’re over
And pardon me Rudy dear if I’m crass
But all though it glows, you can take your red nose
Pucker up, and kiss my reindeer @#$!&

And Damn it I’m Vixen
And I’m fixin' to kick some reindeer booty
Damn it I’m Vixen
And this Christmas song is for me


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